Wedding Joke

There's no foul language but younger people may not get it!

Jan 24, 2006

A wedding occurred just outside Cavan in Ireland.

To keep tradition going, everyone gets extremely drunk and the bride's

and groom's families have a storming row and begin wrecking the

reception room and generally kicking the shit out of each other. The

police get called in to break up the fight.

The following week, all members of both families appear in court. The

fight continues in the courtroom until the judge finally brings calm

with the use of his gavel, shouting, "Silence in court!"

The courtroom goes silent and Paddy, the best man, stands up and says,

"Judge, I was the best man at the wedding and I think I should explain

what happened."

The judge agrees and asks Paddy to take the stand.

Paddy begins his explanation by telling the court that it is traditional


in a Cavan wedding that the best man gets the first dance with the
bride.

The judge says, "OK."

"Well," said Paddy, "after I had finished the first dance, the music

kept going, so I continued dancing to the second song, and after that

the music kept going and I was dancing to the third song, when all of a

sudden the groom leapt over the table, ran towards us and gave the bride


an unmerciful kick right between her legs."

Shocked, the judge instantly responded, "God, that must have hurt!"

"Hurt?" Paddy replies. "He broke three of my fingers!"